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On the LAm: Raynard Watts
Name: Raynard Watts Hair: Black Eyes: Brown Height: 6’01″ Weight: 190 pounds Date of Birth: 10/14/61 Wanted For: Grand Theft Don’t waste another day! Achieve financial freedom, the Raynard Watts Way!!!...
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Adam Morrison’s Five Stages of Grief
1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance
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Western Truck Exchange: The Losanjealous Interview
If you’ve ever looked at a truck mudflap in Los Angeles, chances are good you’re already familiar with Mark, Wayne and Dan: The Western Truck Three. Conceived in the 1970s heyday of 2-D cartoons and...
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Mr. T Visitor Guide: The George Michael Bathroom
The Basics: Listen up, fool! If you go for a walk in the park in Beverly Hills stay out of the bathroom! Neighborhood: Beverly Hills Address: 9650 Sunset Blvd., Beverly Hills, CA / (310) 285-2536 Why...
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The Lincoln Blvd Cock Car
Sometimes the most extraordinary things have the most ordinary beginnings. For example: this was once a normal Oldsmobile, loved dearly by the uncle and aunt who raised it. But while it excelled in...
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The Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu
While we mourn the recent passing of the matriarch of the In-N-Out empire, we can use the occasion to exclusively reveal the Secret Secret In-N-Out Menu without fear of reprisal. Wander into your...
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Breaking Losanjealous Exclusive: “Suri Cruise” Revealed to be 68-year-old...
EXCLUSIVE: Losanjealous has acquired an unretouched photo from the much discussed Anne Leibovitz photoshoot. Following the initial specultation that the depicted Cruise-Holmes baby may be a hired...
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Zuned! Austin P.D. Hauls Off Microsoft Street Spammers at SXSW
In a rare instance of us supporting The Man, Austin P.D. hauls off a guerrilla marketing posterer for Microsoft Zune on 6th St. at SXSW. I am not sure I heard everything clearly, but I think he said:...
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Five Minutes With Thai Elvis
You can get Thai Food anywhere in LA, but Palms Thai is the only place where you can watch Thai Elvis perform while eating your Pad See Ew Noodles. I recently sat down with Kevee Thongprecha a.k.a Thai...
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Emasculation and Ennui of the Man-Child Charlie on Two and a Half Men
The opening scene finds the domesticated (shirt tucked in, hair parted) Alan in the kitchen engaged in the motherly duty of packing a picnic basket for a night at the Hollywood Bowl with a date to see...
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