Name: Raynard Watts
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Height: 6’01″
Weight: 190 pounds
Date of Birth: 10/14/61
Wanted For: Grand Theft
Don’t waste another day! Achieve financial freedom, the Raynard Watts Way!!! Discover how real estate can build your wealth and let you live the way you’ve always wanted…with NO MONEY DOWN. Using Raynard’s techniques, you’ll learn to:
- Forge real estate sales documents in the names of unsuspecting homeowners
- Submit a fraudulent loan to an unsuspecting mortgage lender in the name of an identity theft victim
- Divert the fraudulent sale proceeds to your bank account
- Withdraw (both the funds and from society)
Act now and Raynard will teach you how to look just like this emoticon: :-\